Catch me in the Rye

My name is Adair (ENTJ) and i like geeky shit so if you are awesome like a possum and like Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes,Doctor Who, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayers, the Avengers, John Green, Mean Girls (because it was the original fandom), American Horror Story or just funny cynical shit in general you should follow me and because I am a sad excuse of a human being ,that really likes to write run on sentences, I will follow you back! Also, if anyone needs help with anything inbox me because like all of the awesome people to ever walk on earth I am a depressed anxiety attack prone derp so I get it :)!
Who I Follow

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

(via how-long-can-i-make-my-username)

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

(via jockslut)

lieutfaber:

Oh man, 103? Seriously? If I were a hot tub, people would be getting out of me. They’d be all, like, “Wow, Heinz Doofenshmirtz is way too hot. We should get out of him.”

(via officialheinzdoofenshmirtz)

capaow:

ugly-ducking:

alice-is-wet:

catbountry:

tastefullyoffensive:

[charliebear26]



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this is a club I would go to


I would blow all my money at this strip club.

capaow:

ugly-ducking:

alice-is-wet:

catbountry:

tastefullyoffensive:

[charliebear26]

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this is a club I would go to

I would blow all my money at this strip club.

(via fakehouseresidentt)

missunderstoodgirl13:

Funny way of explaining it all.

missunderstoodgirl13:

Funny way of explaining it all.

(via fakehouseresidentt)

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

(via draqonstho)

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via fakehouseresidentt)

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

(via draqonstho)

the goddess in pose vs the goddess in rage

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magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

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