Catch me in the Rye

My name is Adair and i like geeky shit so if you are awesome like a possum and like Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes,Doctor Who, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayers, the Avengers, John Green, Mean Girls (because it was the original fandom), American Horror Story or just funny cynical shit in general you should follow me and because I am a sad excuse of a human being ,that really likes to write run on sentences, I will follow you back! Also, if anyone needs help with anything inbox me because like all of the awesome people to ever walk on earth I am a depressed anxiety attack prone derp so I get it :)!
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I want to be the first president to be impeached for throwing somebody. 

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Jesus take the wheel


Whoa there Jesus

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Lay with me Cersei, I incest
Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

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Russian medical record written in cursive


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Next to Normal more like [loud sobbing]


this is why you’re not allowed in the car.

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Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcannon accepted

This is sweet.

"Let me save you time," Tony adds after Steve chimes in. "All commercial brand cereals have the same sugar content—Trix to Honey Nut Cheerios. I know," he nods, glancing at the group. "They mix in some wheat into Honey Nut Cheerios to trick you into thinking it’s more healthy. Congratulations you’ve been betrayed, if you care. Personally, I don’t, I like Lucky Charms. But if you want semi-healthy you want off-brands with nuts and grains and dried processed fruits, and even then, they’re not all that healthy. You want healthy, grind your own homegrown oatmeal and cook it on the stove instead of in the microwave."

Clint stares at him for what feels like an entire minute before Thor reiterates, “Pop Tarts.”

"Or get Pop Tarts," Tony agrees with a light shrug. "They’ve got at least three times the sugar of commercial cereals. And they’ve got those little sprinkles on top. God I love those."

"I’ve been to the grocery store," Steve says, eyes distant, a man who’s seen too much in his time. "There are hundreds of kinds of salad dressing. Cereal boxes in every color and kind.”

"Cocoa Puffs," Natasha says before she walks away, done with the conversation.

"Pop tarts," Thor corrects. "Tony is right. Their sprinkles make me happy."

"Says the man with the metabolism of a God," Bruce snorts. 

"You ate ten boxes of Pop Tarts last week."

"I was also huge and green and couldn’t die if I ate ten boxes of nuclear waste."

Bruce cocks his head at Thor. “Just because we’re working on a similar metabolism doesn’t mean it’s good for humanity.”

"Wow you two just G.I. Joe special messaged this thing into a whole other realm," Tony comments.

"What’s G.I. Joe?" Thor and Steve ask in unison.

Clint cuts out then, and fuck, why is it his week to buy groceries? Yeah, they all have to go through it, but it’s only week three of all of them trying to live together.

He grabs a cart, wheels through the grocery store, and he’s got a list that mostly guides him, but fuck them all, they’re right. Making choices in the face of all the ones he’s presented with seems impossible. Grocery shopping wasn’t one of the skills he learned in his field—he’s an order out or eat at a restaurant type of guy.

He contemplates cereal boxes for all of twenty seconds before it’s too much and grabs a box of Cocoa Puffs.

It’s Natasha’s favorite. Good enough.

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Dogs Playing Fruit Ninja

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me when writing an essay

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that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

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